Make The Lambs Stop Screaming

Just to set the tone of this here blog. I woke up this morning with this song in my head and it's STILL THERE. Can someone please explain to me why these fools are whispering? And if this was a scratch and sniff video, I'm almost convinced that breath is KICKING!!!!!! Just check out the chicks face.. LMAO I was just waiting for a tear to roll down her face. I hope those girls received a sweet check that covered dermatology and otolaryngology doctor's appointments. I'm sure they needed it. Yeah, I'm talking shit right now while the song is still playing in the background. o_O Somebody release me from this song. HELP ME! HELP ME PLEASE!

While sitting at work not working listening to this nonsense above, the receptionist called me and said my mother arrived. Usually my mother walks to the back where my cubicle is located. I thought it was weird she didn't just come all the way in. I had a feeling the ipod touch shipment came in but I didn't want to get my hopes up. Let's just say the walk from my desk to the front was like walking the "Green Mile" of excitement and uncertainty. By the time I reached her, I was already smiling. She handed me an envelope. My countenance went south. Inside I was like ahhh .. DAYUM! But, get this. The ipod was in the envelope. O_O WTH!!! LOL That is how small it is. My mother took pity on me when my ipod of 5 years died on me. I was on the train looking like a lost hot mess reading my books while listening to other people's AWFUL music playlists through their headphones. Talk about annoying. *rolling eyes* I still have to pay her back though. Thank you mama. I love you.

I just want to take this time to thank Kiwi and Monifa for reminding me how much of a punk ass I am. Thanks girls. They played a trick on me pretending to fight and just then my true self surfaced. "Damn, my Facebook page done broke up a happy home. That's it! I gotta deactivate this shit!!!" I know my page has special powers but I don't want sisters hating each other over it..LOL Yeah, they got me good. However, my Kiwi made it up to me by pimping one of my pics for Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Make sure you check out my Loving on my ... Breasts blog.

I will probably blog at this time everyday. I just can't focus at that job with those women. I swear certain women don't need high positions with power. I think it makes their crazy... look REAL crazy! Now that they've moved me, I'm next to the potty mouth cranky old rich lady of the century. All types of fuckers, shit heads, and fuck thats be floating out of there. I can't blog under those circumstances..LOL